Showing posts with label General Crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label General Crap. Show all posts

Friday, July 15, 2011

French: The Most Productive People In The World

Source: http://www.businessinsider.com/are-the-french-the-most-productive-people-in-the-world-2009-8

A new survey from UBS has shown that the French continue to work the least amount of hours per year in the world. Once again, the French have blown away the competition.

People work an average of 1,902 hours per year in the surveyed cities but they work much longer in Asian and Middle Eastern cities... People in Lyon and Paris, by contrast, spend the least amount of time at work according to the global comparison: 1,582 and 1,594 hours per year respectively.

Upon seeing this data, some might criticize the French for being lazy, but that misses the point completely. The real message here is that the French are likely some of the most productive people in the entire world.

Think about it. Nationmaster ranks France as #18 in terms of GDP per capita, at $36,500 per person, yet France works much less than most developed nations. They achieve their high standard of living while working 16% less hours than the average world citizen, and almost 25% than their Asian peers as per UBS. Plus, if you visit France you'll also realize that their actual standard of living is probably much higher than GDP numbers would indicate.

Thus, if one were to divide France's GDP per capita by actual hours worked, you'd probably find that the French are achieving some of the highest returns on work-hours invested. Labor Alpha, if you will.

We can actually calculate this Labor Alpha using statistics from Nation Master.

France has $36,500 GDP/Capita and works 1,453 hours per year. This equates to a GDP/Capita/Hour of $25.10. Americans, on the other hand, have $44,150 GDP/Capita but work 1,792 hours per year. Thus Americans only achieve $24.60 of GDP/Capita/Hour.

This puts the French Labor Alpha at about $0.50 GDP/Capita/Hour over the US. It may sound small at first, but add that up across millions of people, and a few decades. Now you've built a lesson for the rest of the world to learn.

Winning is not about working hard. It's about working smart... and less. As the French know well.

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Tool Please!!!

You gotta believe me! My company just keep hiring rubbish!!!

Read this...

Team Leads,

We have an open controls on XXX Scripts that need your attention.

1.1.1 Apply Read & Execute permission to all script files to prevent modification to scripts.
1.1.2 Periodically check file permission and update dates on all scripts files to verify if any changes were made.

Guess what reply I got?

Do you have any tool to perform all these check? So far I'm yet to see document or process to do this.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Latteing

Origin
A latte (from the Italian caffèlatte, meaning "coffee [and] milk") is a type of coffee drink made with hot milk. Variants include replacing the coffee with another drink base such as chai, mate or matcha. The word is also sometimes spelled latté or lattè — the incorrect diacritical mark being added as a hypercorrection.

Latteing means someone pretending busy and always need to grab a latte and MIA (Missing-In-Action). This word can be extended to use in situation that someone turned on IM (Instant Messaging) overnight as if he/she work like a workaholic to impress his/her boss that he/she doesn’t need to sleep and work very hard.

Example: hey… stop latteing around!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The most stupid question ever - Part II

Today, the same fella (code-name: latte) which asked about the "dynamic MAC address" again asked another stupid question!
This time, this latte fella turned the question to another stupid fella (code-name: satay), and somehow the question reached me.

Guess what question was that?

"How to check if the fiber cable (while looking at the label on the plastic packet) is 2/4-Gbps?"

What should I answer?

The latte fella knew he asked the wrong question and quickly walked off, but the satay fella still trying to find the answer.

Now you know what kind of standard a FORTUNE 500's company has together with their hiring standard?!?! OMG!!!

Monday, June 29, 2009

The most stupid question ever!!!

Today, my colleague asked me the most stupid question that I totally don’t know what I should answer!

“Is your MAC address static?”

Oh God! I got shocked and… “huh?”

“Is your MAC address hard-coded?”

Oh God! No one in IT will ask such a dumb question!
Are you talking about spoofing MAC address continuously to make your MAC address dynamic?

Arrrrhhhh... What kind of company I’m working for? Save me!!!

This is really the most stupid question I ever encountered!

Don't drink latte while your CPU is busy! C'mon!



What is the most stupid question you've ever encountered?
...and I would love to hear yours!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

娶美女必备的条件

条件一:敢娶美女的人一般来说都是智勇双全,能力非凡。正因为美女难养,挑剔、娇嫩、人人慕仰,肯定应酬多,所以男人首先必须大度,再包容。

条件二:娶美女就像炒股,要有冒险精神,要有投入,而且还要有眼光,知道哪股能赚,哪股是亏。

条件三:美女惹眼、抢手,美女脾气大,而且小气,所以娶美女的人须神通广大,既能化解家庭危难,又能理解外界纠纷。

条件四:美女非一般女人,对丈夫和家庭的要求难免偏高,所以这也就给想娶美女的男人增加了许多压力。所以敢娶美女的男人一定是一个有上进心、已经成功或者渴望成功並有能力和希望成功的男人。

条件五:敢娶美女的人一定是一个有极强的奉献精神的男人。美女不是锁在笼里的金丝雀,不是藏在阁楼里的娇娘,更不是家庭主妇,所以男人要能吃苦;要有充裕的时间陪美女逛街、会友。

条件六:美女肯定有脾气,討个美女做老婆,最重要的就是要有一套对付美女的独家本领。

条件七:美女们有点脾气就像明星们不时闹点緋闻,那才和他们的身份相得益彰,这就要看你是否具有宽广的胸怀及非常人所能包容的姿態。

条件八:家有美妻,不时会有好心人半真半假地拍著你肩膀开玩笑:“你夫人那么漂亮,得当心一点啊!”说到要害处,又戛然而止,他那神色,够让你回家心惊肉跳半天。可谓人心难测,人言可畏,这就要求你身心健康,否则,保不准会闷出什么病来。

Source: http://www.sinchew-i.com/liveoutloud/node/1670?tid=65

Thursday, August 07, 2008

“熊貓”還是“貓熊”?

Source: 星洲日報

峇株巴轄讀者蘇華貴在信中提到,目前備受矚目、人們口中的中國國寶“熊貓”,其實是“貓熊”之誤。正是由於以訛傳訛,至今絕大多數人都已習慣“熊貓”之名。

針對“熊貓”的說法,長期以來已有過不少討論。熊貓(Panda),又叫大熊貓,生長於四川盆地周邊的山區,是中國特有的野生哺乳類動物,全球現僅存約3100只,瀕臨絕種而備受保護。

既然“貓熊”是其本名,但後來為何又通稱熊貓呢?有一種說法,認為這是從1940年代開始的“錯誤”,因為當“貓熊”兩字橫排時既可讀成“貓熊”,也可讀成“熊貓”(古時中文寫法是從右到左,但多是直寫),因此產生了混淆。但學界已有人指出了其中的疑點,故這個說法不足置信。

據瞭解,當時早已出現“熊貓”與“貓熊”之爭(而且爭議不限於中文,就連英文世界也有“bear cat”或“cat bear”的討論),然而,“熊貓”很快便約定俗成了。況且,作為中國國寶,如果名字出現誤寫、誤讀,有關方面又豈會容許這種以錯為對的情況,而不立即糾正呢?

姚德懷先生認為,這兩個名字的混淆,源頭可能就在於“小熊貓”(又名紅熊貓,英文通稱Red Panda、Firefox),主要是受到英文的影響。朱建頌先生則認為,1915年編成、1935年出版的《中華大字典》和1938年出版的《辭海》中對“熊貓”皆有解釋,縱使釋義與今稍有不同,但也足以證明,把貓熊稱作熊貓“並非1940年代所發生的以錯為對的偶然現象”。



到底是貓熊還是熊貓?

Thursday, August 30, 2007

推背图

《推背图》,是中国预言中最为著名的奇书之一,伪托唐朝贞观年间李淳风和袁天罡所著。全集一卷,流傳有六十及七十二图像本,以卦分系之。每幅图像之下均有谶语,并附有“颂曰”诗四句,预言后世兴旺治乱之事。书中“颂曰” 诗句多模棱两可,若明若暗,使唐后众多学者的引用和注解。

书名《推背图》是以第六十图像(最后一圖)中的颂曰“万万千千说不尽,不如推背去归休”而得名。

推背圖全60象包括图片

Monday, July 24, 2006

etc.

This is a Latin phrase meaning "and the rest, and so forth".
Unfortunately, many people do not know how to pronounce it, and normally "E... T... C...".

This is the way...

et cetera


Saturday, April 23, 2005

Le Petit Prince: Enchanting and Unforgettable


Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's 'Le petit prince' is one of the characters that I hold very dear. The wistful, dreamy conservations and eventual journey of the little prince and his friend the gentle pilot reflect upon human foibles and idiocy, and also provide a mirror to the reader, thus presenting a timeless philosophy in a very accessible and direct way. With the little prince Antoine de Saint-Exupéry created one of the most enchanting characters, ever to make its appearance in fiction. The innocence, sweetness and kindness of the little prince will appeal to many readers. The reader shouldn't be fazed by the age indication, this book is for all ages. Lovely and simple illustrations accompany this story. If you know French, then read this original edition and savour it in all its glory. This beautiful, wistful story which is as well a great tale of friendship and love between the little prince and the pilot.

A treasure on my bookshelves!

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Je pense que ce livre est un tres bon method pour apprendre la langue Francaise!